We still have not settled upon the complete menu for our future Oxymoronic Dinner (click through, those of you who have no idea what I am talking about). However, I have found the place where we must hold it.
We will hold it outside, in the shade of some “live oak” trees (for some redundant effect), at the Little-Big Econ State Forest.
Not little, not big.
No. Little-Big.
And to make things fancy, we will add the king of oxymoronic dining features:
Somber and Dull 
Well, I can see why they call it Little-Big rather than type the entire name each time!
But do let us know when the event is scheduled; we want to be there.